Crushing My Spirit

I realize most people don't think I, Fake Michael Yormark, have feelings. But I do. And today, they were crushed like no other time in my life.

I was at the game, and the people behind me were discussing one of our sponsors: SaveOlogy.Com -- they were mentioning that nobody knows what they do. I don't care so much as long as people remember the advertising. That's my job.

Then what happened? The guy behind me said he always forgets by the time he gets home to look up what Saveology is! That's horrible. Who the hell does he think he is? I am FMY and I am second only to FSJ.

I was wondering if my loyal readers would buy toilet paper with advertising? As a test, I propose to produce some trial rolls with this photo:

Don't believe it can be done? Go here: http://www.printedtp.com/

A Moment In History

Yeah, today both RMY and FMY both agreed on something.

RMY said in a Tweet earlier today, "Tough loss last night. Unacceptable! Need to win games at home! Fans need to leave the Bankatlantic center as WINNERS! Day of rest today."

FMY would like to concur that this is complete unacceptable. As such, I throw my hat in with RMY. Losing means less people at the games, and you've seen it lately. Less people at the games means less money at both the conce$$ion $tand$ and at the box office. And ultimately it means less eyeballs viewing my our sponsors' advertising.

I do wish to point out that RMY doesn't care if we win on the road or not, just at home. And I also wish to point out that RMY can't even get the sponsor's name right. "BankAtlantic Center" is proper. Even FMY can get the name of the pillarmost pillar partner. Is pillarmost a word?

I'd suggest retiring the third jersey because it's clearly bad luck, but we need the money more than our pride. At least I do. I'm not sure about the team. Nobody has seen them in weeks.