It's this quote of his I take exception to: "Google gives you the same stuff and all they ask for is, um, permission to totally invade your privacy and to monetize (God I hate that word) your personal information." How the fuck can you hate that word? I live to monetize. I dream about money, and if I could I'd have sex with money. That's how much I love it. You might want to wash any money I give you especially carefully now that I think of it.
Showing posts with label Monetize. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Monetize. Show all posts
17 February 2010
I'm back from my Hiatus
Fake Steve Jobs and I, Fake Michael Yormark, are about get into a pissing match. One of my favorite words is "monetize" because I have monetized everything I can: from urinals, to walls, to the right ass-cheeks of all my slaves staff. I don't give a shit that Google is switching to Macs, but they are. FSJ mentions it in today's post, and it is a true story unlike half the crap he posts.
It's this quote of his I take exception to: "Google gives you the same stuff and all they ask for is, um, permission to totally invade your privacy and to monetize (God I hate that word) your personal information." How the fuck can you hate that word? I live to monetize. I dream about money, and if I could I'd have sex with money. That's how much I love it. You might want to wash any money I give you especially carefully now that I think of it.
It's this quote of his I take exception to: "Google gives you the same stuff and all they ask for is, um, permission to totally invade your privacy and to monetize (God I hate that word) your personal information." How the fuck can you hate that word? I live to monetize. I dream about money, and if I could I'd have sex with money. That's how much I love it. You might want to wash any money I give you especially carefully now that I think of it.
30 November 2009
Poor Vokun. Even I am Sad.
Excuse the use of the word poor because I really dislike it. But even I, FMY, feel sorry for Vokun. It's absolutely tragic what happened and I wish Vokun all the best in recovering quickly.
Had I known in advance this was going to happen, I'd have charged a fee to watch it. Remember, you can monetize anything. ANYTHING. And violence and sex are easy. We need Vokun to win so we can sell more tickets. If we keep losing like we're doing, we'll sell less tickets, less concessions, and make less money. That makes me sad.
You know what the one constant has been in the team's slow, but steady decline? And you can look it up. Seriously. Look at the date they hired me. All downhill ever since. Why? I am Mephistopheles -- that's why..
Had I known in advance this was going to happen, I'd have charged a fee to watch it. Remember, you can monetize anything. ANYTHING. And violence and sex are easy. We need Vokun to win so we can sell more tickets. If we keep losing like we're doing, we'll sell less tickets, less concessions, and make less money. That makes me sad.
You know what the one constant has been in the team's slow, but steady decline? And you can look it up. Seriously. Look at the date they hired me. All downhill ever since. Why? I am Mephistopheles -- that's why..
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